Washington, DC. With the impeachment hearings in full swing, the Cheddarheads descended on the Capitol building to save Bubba Clinton! After giving a series of newspapers interviews (including the Washington Post), we were corralled by ABC's Nightline (a serious news program) to provide our insightful views. Here follows a transcript of our aired segment.

TED KOPPEL (Voiceover) Back in Washington, the impeachment debate carries on without a break. [Cut to Cheddarheads walking outside the Capitol]. In the shadow of the Capitol, two Scottish tourists with headgear denoting their allegiance to an Edinborough football team seem part bewildered, part bemused by what's happening in the halls of Congress.

1ST TOURIST (Shuggie) It seems really strange that, you know, the American people do like the President, he's popular around the world, he seems to have done good work and the politicians just say no.

2ND TOURIST (Preston) You know, to oust him for what seems to be an offense that, you know, it doesn't really affect his ability to run the country where I mean, to me, that just seems wrong.