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WEEK
10 - CLAYMORES 25 DRAGONS 28
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Week 10 in Barcelona - did it really happen??? Well after 8 months of clearing the details with our lawyers we can finally sum up what happened on that long crazy weekend … |
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There was Marco "Speedy" Martos, falsely rumoured to be playing his last game as a Dragon. |
There was "The Leader" drunk on Sangria. |
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There was a pre night party in Tito's with Sitges Sack as per usual |
There was Fester being fed beer in his sleep |
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There was Shuggie crashing out |
There was Preston breaking into cars |
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There was cleavage |
There were cheerleaders without costumes |
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There were aliens |
There was Noel Scarlett with the Scottish flags |
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There was Damon Gibson scoring on the game's first offensive play |
There was Roy's work of art hat that was later stolen in transit |
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There was Don Sellers catching 3 TD's - all overturned |
There was Tony and Jesse getting revenge for the Hampden shutout a few weeks before |
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And then there was … BRAD TROUT!!!
What happened? Well, legendary rap act Public Enemy once wrote that It Takes a Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back. For Brad Trout it took about 5 other players to hold him back from decapitating Shuggie! Long after the game had been decided, and long after the champagne had been drunk back in Sitges celebrating another Dragon victory, Preston and Shuggie roamed the streets in search of the next party. Along the way they encountered a small group of Dragon players and offered them congratulations for a good game. Shuggie saw fit to punctuate these kind words, with the notion that the Claymores were indeed playing a game the next week (The World Bowl) while the Dragons would indeed be flying home. That flipped the Trout as they say. Suddenly there was anger, there was language and there were threats of violence. All directed at Shuggie. Preston, not really aware of the gravity of the situation, urged the Trout Man to "Kick His Ass!" An unidentified Dragon then offered the kind advice to Preston - that he better get the clown out of there as The Trout Man was not joking. The 5 other players holding him back at this stage was ample proof. And so the Cheddarheads exited, and were left with the tale of the big fish that got away …
The Trout Man |
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