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PRESTON CHEDDAR
Regular Name: Iain Carey AKA: The clown behind the camera Employed : Allegedly Eye Colour: Red Weight: Over How Acquired: Free Agent WR from Leeds University TV Show: Ten Pin Bowling (only when Nick Halling commentates) Drinks: Schlosser Alt, Red Bull Food: HootersNFL Team: St. Louis Rams College Team(s): Ohio, Kansas State, Purdue Other sports: Toronto Blue Jays NFL Player Most Admires: Rick Mirer or Stoney Case. Special Talents: Dancing. Losing things. Likes: Amsterdam Canals. Dislikes: Dancing. Graveyards. NFL Europe Officiating. Would Most Like To Meet: Jim Rome Catchphrase: "2-0 baby!" Most Proud Moment: Losing a Claymores dance-off to a 4 year old girl. Will Never Be: The new Martin Scorsese |
GRABER THE CHICKEN
Regular Name: Graber AKA: That f'in chicken! Employed : No Eye Colour: Black Weight: 4lbs How Acquired: Stolen from a coop in Kirkcaldy, Fife by Preston TV Show: Foghorn Leghorn cartoons, Anything on the Adult Channel Drinks: Beer, Anything really Food: Cracked corn, snails, wormsNFL Team: Whichever has most Galaxy players on it College Team(s): Rutgers Other sports: Cock flighting, Quiz machines NFL Player Most Admires: Craig Nall & Ken Simonton. "They are so good they scare me!". Special Talents: Dancing. Lying down whenever he sees Thunder. Likes: Influencing World Bowls. And winning them! Dislikes: Being stamped on. Would Most Like To Meet: Doug Graber Catchphrase: "Bwaaaack bwack bwack bwack!" Most Proud Moment: Kissing lots of girls at World Bowl XI. Being photographed with Scott Couper. Will Never Be: Popular in Scotland |
SHUGGIE CHEDDAR
Regular Name: Steve Bedwell AKA: The clown in front of the camera Profession: Accountant. Really. Height: Several inches less than Pyromaniac legend Yvi (see below) Weight: Less than Preston How Acquired: Free Agent WR from Stirling University Musical Idol: Scooter Drinks: Red Bull, Schlosser Alt Food: Jack-In-The-Box NFL Team: San Francisco 49ers College Team(s): Ohio, Kansas St, Purdue & Washington St Other sports: St. Johnstone NFL Player Most Admires: Chad Fann or Chuck Bednarik Special Talents: Rodeo. Monetary transactions. Expert On: The Portaloos of NFL Europe Likes: Taking lots of pictures. Dislikes: Snowmen. Flying. Flying Snowmen. Would Most Like To Meet: Jerry Springer Most Proud Moment: Being ejected from a Monarchs pre-season party Catchphrase: "Preston, you f 'in clown" Will Never Be: The new Frank Sinatra |
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